There are some things John will never have. Ever since marrying Prudence and coming to live in her prudish hometown, he's come to terms with the “no smoking, no swearing, no salty snacks” rule. Prudence is a golden-haired beauty, but she insists on flannel pajamas at all times. No nudity. Ever. But, hell, that's okay. John has an imagination. So what if he only gets a BJ on his birthday and the word "anal" merely describes his wife's homemaking habits? He can fantasize. And then the night comes--the momentous night when John wakes up at 2:17 to an empty bed. Where does he find Prudence? By the fire pit in the woods, naked and tied to a log, surrounded by a group of local men who are geared up and ready to go. Maybe Prudence isn’t such a prude after all!
This book was added to our catalog on Thursday 24 August, 2017.