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Mrs. Maitland’s SAD Valentine by Patient Lee

  • ISBN: 978-1-5045-0413-3
  • Written by: Patient Lee

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Brad is a twentysomething school custodian, spiraling out of control, in a doomed relationship with a woman who gives a hell of a blowjob, whom he can’t get off because he doesn’t know how to please a woman.

Judy Maitland is a fortysomething, widowed biology teacher who overhears Brad confessing his suicide attempt to her classroom pet—Marvin, the bearded dragon. Judy enlists his help with her Valentine’s Day project: mating her ball pythons.

Her plan works. Brad claws his way out of the dark, and the snake lays her eggs.

And then they discover their mutual attraction.

Judy hesitates because Brad is young enough to be her child, but Brad has his own reason to hold back. How could he expect to satisfy an experienced woman if he couldn’t get Tanya off?

Fortunately, Mrs. Maitland is an excellent teacher. With the diagrams in a biology textbook and some hands-on practice, she teaches Brad exactly where to touch and lick, and . . . you know.

But when Tanya comes back into Brad’s life, will the twenty-year difference prove too hard to overcome? Or will Brad and Judy love their way into the light together? And will they get the cool hybrid snake babies they hoped for?

 

WORD COUNT: 31500

 

Excerpt:

“Why, Brad? I’m an old lady. I have a child your age. Oh, my god. That means I’m old enough to be your mother.” Her eyes were as wide as saucers.

Brad laughed. “You’re a fuckin’ sexy old lady.” Before she could speak, he leaned into her and kissed her. Hard. Too hard. She teetered on the edge of the couch for a second before falling right on her ass. She yelped and started to giggle.

He extended his hand to help her up, but before he pulled, he said in a very serious voice, “Judy, just how old are you?”

She stopped laughing and said, “I’m forty-eight. Is that a deal breaker for you?”

“Not at all. I just wanted to make sure that you weren’t going to have a broken hip or anything.” He managed to say it with a straight face but burst out laughing as she swatted at his hand.

“Oh, now you’ve done it,” she said. She got to her feet and walked into the hallway. When he didn’t get up right away, she said, “Are ya comin’ or what?”

He grinned and followed her to her bedroom.

The room was lit only by the fading daylight, and Brad looked around for the light switch.

“No, Brad. Let’s leave the lights off.”

“Judy, I’ve been waiting to see your body for months. Please. Let me see you.”

“Oh, honey. I’m all nervous and self-conscious, and . . .”

“Do you have a candle or two maybe?” he asked. 

“Oh!” she said. “Even better.” She walked over and flipped the switch to turn on the gas fireplace on the far wall of the bedroom.

“There we go,” Brad said. 

The warm, yellow glow filled the room, softening the edges and casting long shadows. “I got this last winter to keep the chill out of the room. I never dreamed I’d use it for romantic reasons,” she said.

He wrapped his arms around her back and bent to kiss her. As the kiss deepened, his hands went to the buttons on her shirt. She followed his cue and started on his jeans. She could feel his hardness through the thick fabric as her shaking hands struggled with the fasteners. “This isn’t working,” she said, laughing softly. “Here. I’ll do mine. You do yours.”

Brad stripped off his clothes quickly. He wasn’t worried about getting naked. His anxiety was about what would come later.

Judy stood wearing only her unbuttoned shirt and her undergarments. She closed her eyes.  “I’m really nervous.”

“Come here,” he whispered. He put his hands on her shoulders and pushed her shirt down over her arms. Her breathing was rapid and shallow. “You’re gonna have to do the bra too,” Brad said, bringing his hands to cup her breasts through the lacy fabric.

She nodded and unfastened it.  When it fell to the floor, Brad hooked his thumbs in the band of her sensible bikini panties and moved them down her hips.  It took every ounce of her resolve to keep from covering herself with her hands.

His breath hitched in his throat when he tried to speak. “Oh my god. You are so beautiful. So sexy,” he murmured. He reached out and touched her arms, letting his palms run downward. He moaned at the softness of her skin. When his palms reached her hips, he moved them to the small of her back. He moved them lower, feeling her tense in his arms as he cupped her buttocks.

“Relax,” he whispered, pulling her close to kiss her.

When his cock touched her belly for the first time, Judy jumped and giggled. “Oh! I guess I wasn’t expecting that,” she said.

“Did ya think I left it in the car?” he asked. She couldn’t see the twinkle in his eye in the dark.

“I just didn’t think it would be sticking out like that. And you’re all wet. I forgot about the leaky stuff. It’s been a long time.” She sighed. “I don’t know. Maybe I forgot you were naked,” she said. She reached down and wrapped her hand around his cock, letting it slide along her palm. 

Brad flinched at the feel of her cold hand against his skin. “Oh my god. Your hand is freezing.”

“I know. I’m so nervous. My hands are like ice.”

“C’mon. Let’s get in your bed so you can relax and warm up,” he said.


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