Quick & Dirty Volume 2: Milestones - Patient Lee

  • Written by: Patient Lee


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Quick and dirty tales of milestones in heterosexual relationships.

“Birthday Girl” Brooke's virginity goes to her bad-boy friend

A phone call prompts Brooke to remember her first time with the boy who broke her heart. Can she forgive him when he needs her the most?

“The Side Effect” How I became a cunnilinguist

When Lindsay doesn't say yes to Zack's public proposal, it takes an unethical scientist and some sensory confusion to get him over his aversion to oral sex. Will she marry him once she gets him to go down on her?

“Suffocating” A dark nuptial tragedy
Jack and Vanessa finally marry and have wicked-hot wedding-night sex, but when Vanessa shakes her bottom in a request for something dirty, it sends Jack to a dark place, full of brutal prison rape and a monster step-father. Will Jack satisfy Vanessa's needs? And who is in the heart-shaped tub? 

“Wallpaper” A pregnant wife is a horny wife. 
Expectant father, Derek, is torn between his wife's wishes and his mother's demands. And between his horny wife's needs and a good night's sleep. Will he make it to the baby's birthday?

“Purple Glitter” What we have here is a failure to communicate
When Laura finds purple glitter on Danny's penis, she assumes he's cheating. She seeks her revenge, losing her anal virginity to her neighbor, but loses it all in the process. Where the hell did that purple glitter come from?

BONUS STORY: “Sharing Her Heart” Judy Maitland’s final goodbye to Robert Maitland 

Robert doesn't fit in at his new school with his Trans Am, Metallica t-shirts, and inability to read. Judy tutors him and they fall in love, but when the teacher accuses them of cheating, will they prove their honesty?

This book was added to our catalog on Monday 27 November, 2017.

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