Ever since Tim's daughter gave birth, the old man can't take his eyes off her. Being a new mother has given Michelle such a sensual vitality; she's curvy in all the best places; staining her t-shirts with her milk; and more beautiful now than ever before. Tim wishes he could ignore his primal urges, but she's driving him wild! When the old man finds out Michelle likes to do "daddy" roleplay with her husband, that sends him over the edge. Luckily for him, a mysterious family heirloom contains a genie inside, and with its magic help, Tim takes his son-in-law's place in the bedroom. But he's about to discover that Michelle's desires go much further than roleplay...
"If she loves you, she will understand."
"Bud, I don't know which century you just came from, but society tends to frown on dads making it with their daughters."
This amused the genie. He crossed his fat arms. "And is her fruit all the sweeter for that, Master? No, do not become cross. I believe I have a solution." The purple man floated closer to my face. "What if you could love your daughter when she was willing and lustful - and without, as you say, 'scandal?' What if she could make love to you and think there was nothing wrong with that at all?"
"That..." My heart was pounding. "That would be good..."
"Yes." The genie smiled.
"But...I don't want you to make her do anything she doesn't want to do. I love her. I know I shouldn't, but I do. I couldn't force her. Never."
The genie shook his head. "You misunderstand me. I cannot change the thoughts of human beings. I cannot alter their desires. I can only shape circumstances, carve out opportunity, rearrange reality here and there. I cannot make your daughter do anything she doesn't want to do." A small, coy smile creeped down from the corner of his purple lips. "Though you may be surprised by what your daughter does want to do...and with whom."
I waved his amusement aside. "Yeah, yeah, I know, she wants to roleplay with her husband tomorrow."
"Mm," said the genie. "There is that, too."
The genie laced his fingers together and cracked them with the sound of a forest coming down. "Well, Master, as you seem set on this path, I shall grant you your desire. Tomorrow, you shall wake in the body of your daughter's husband."
"What?" I said. "You can do that?"
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